batongmalaque:
tora-toravi:
cute cats by tara
I’m taking notes of these cute cat cuties yes
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
cybercum:
glitterweave:
what th efuck
watch this please you will not regret it
homeless-network:
this is the funniest thing I’ve seen for 21 years
I feel like i can’t eat anything lately without throwing it back up a minute later.
ugh.
priored:
doctorangel:
jakemalik:
hungryzekes:
kanyewesticle:
holynipples:
kanyewesticle:
jakemalik:
kanyewesticle:
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no
I swear everyone on this high is website
shercockandmycrotch:
has this been done already
bootipop:
Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room